my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
Everyone reblog if you speak Dutch, like live in Holland or Belgium. I want to know how much Dutch speaking people there are on tumblr, because I think they are rare :)
how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
i’ve never seen something so accurate