It’s a three-stage evolutionary line, and they’re going to be based on
the tiny fluff-ball stage,
the lanky stage,
ad the majestic fluff-ball stage.
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands.
I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular
This post just fucked me up literally
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.
Normal people:No human is able to walk with such heels!
Bill: Oh, you’re don’t know me. I’m not human.
wtf bill like you weren’t tall enough already
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.